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Google Shutters Website

sarcastic.com.au — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 05:48:32 +0000

St George Dragon Falls Over Playing Soccer

sarcastic.com.au — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:02:27 +0000

Tag Heuer To Release Commemorative “I Shagged Tiger” Watch

sarcastic.com.au — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:21:31 +0000

WHILE OTHER SPONSORS are dropping Tiger Woods faster than you can say “infidelity”, watchmaker Tag Heuer has decided to use its star golfer’s bedroom crisis to its advantage.

Tag Heuer today released their latest Tiger Woods timepiece – the “I Shagged Tiger” ladies’ chronograph.

Unlike some other Tag Heuer Tiger Woods pieces, this watch is not a limited edition.

Exclusive: Nate Myles Trained For Hotel Corridor Incident

sarcastic.com.au — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:29:36 +0000

Sarcastic.com.au can exclusively reveal that Nate Myles trained extensively before he infamously defecated in a hotel corridor.

Idea for this post: Wentworth Courier reader.

Election Rigging For Dummies

sarcastic.com.au — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:43:24 +0000

K-Rudd: I Pay Dead People

sarcastic.com.au — Thu, 28 May 2009 11:38:08 +0000

THE RUDD GOVERNMENT has paid at least $14 million worth of stimulus payments to deceased estates.

First Celebrity Victim Of Swine Flu Revealed

sarcastic.com.au — Tue, 12 May 2009 07:34:33 +0000

Credit: Unknown.

Desperate Channel 9 Adds “As Seen On TV” Tagline To Marketing Slogan

sarcastic.com.au — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 06:08:11 +0000

A DESPERATE CHANNEL 9 has added the slogan “As Seen On TV” to its marketing slogan in an effort to claw back market share from a strong Channel 7.

Idea generated out of SMX session – you guys rock!

Wayne Swan Sends $900 Stimulus Cheques Directly To Casinos To Streamline The Handout Process

sarcastic.com.au — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 02:32:34 +0000

FEDERAL TREASURER WAYNE Swan has sent Australians’ $900 stimulus checks directly to the casinos to streamline the handout process.

“Most Australians will head directly to the casinos to fritter away their stimulus checks, so we might as well streamline the process,” Swan said.

“From the fifteenth of March, Australians will be able to pick up their $900 stimulus checks in the form of casino chips directly from Star City, Crown Casino or Jupiters on the Gold Coast,” Mr Swan continued.

Banks Pass On 0% Rate Cut In Full

sarcastic.com.au — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 05:55:43 +0000

AUSTRALIA’S BIG FOUR banks have all declared they would pass on today’s 0% RBA interest rate cut in full to their customers.

“It’s the least we could do,” said NAB marketing spokesperson Gerald Mattison.

Idea for this post: Joshua Gans.